{"id":890,"date":"2013-09-21T06:09:50","date_gmt":"2013-09-21T06:09:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/trouble.org\/?p=890"},"modified":"2013-09-21T15:11:51","modified_gmt":"2013-09-21T15:11:51","slug":"everyboy-knows-this-is-nowhere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/trouble.org\/?p=890","title":{"rendered":"everybody knows this is nowhere"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dromedaries are the one-humped variety, Bactrian have two.  And as everyone knows, dromedaries rule, and Bactrian\u2019s drool.  They both spit, though.<\/p>\n<p>My favorite line from my very last DARPA proposal.  More in a bit, insanely busy!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/trouble.org\/uploads\/2013\/09\/EverybodyKnowsThisIsNowhere.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/trouble.org\/uploads\/2013\/09\/EverybodyKnowsThisIsNowhere.jpg\" alt=\"EverybodyKnowsThisIsNowhere\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-891\" srcset=\"https:\/\/trouble.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/EverybodyKnowsThisIsNowhere.jpg 400w, https:\/\/trouble.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/EverybodyKnowsThisIsNowhere-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/trouble.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/EverybodyKnowsThisIsNowhere-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/trouble.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/EverybodyKnowsThisIsNowhere-96x96.jpg 96w, https:\/\/trouble.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/EverybodyKnowsThisIsNowhere-24x24.jpg 24w, https:\/\/trouble.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/EverybodyKnowsThisIsNowhere-36x36.jpg 36w, https:\/\/trouble.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/EverybodyKnowsThisIsNowhere-48x48.jpg 48w, https:\/\/trouble.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/EverybodyKnowsThisIsNowhere-64x64.jpg 64w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dromedaries are the one-humped variety, Bactrian have two. And as everyone knows, dromedaries rule, and Bactrian\u2019s drool. They both spit, though. My favorite line from my very last DARPA proposal. More in a bit, insanely busy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":44,"featured_media":891,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[61,198],"tags":[230,36,232,337,231],"class_list":["post-890","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-darpa-2","category-dtrace","tag-camels","tag-darpa","tag-drool","tag-dtrace","tag-spit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/trouble.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/890","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/trouble.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/trouble.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trouble.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/44"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trouble.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=890"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/trouble.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/890\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":893,"href":"https:\/\/trouble.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/890\/revisions\/893"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trouble.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/891"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/trouble.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=890"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trouble.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=890"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trouble.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=890"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}